Longevity is a relative measure

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the older lady, pictured above, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look!  What is your secret?" "I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.  Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of  Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.  On weekends, I pop pills  and don't exercise at all..." "That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?" "Thirty-four," she replied.